New teacher t-shirts and gifts

School is back in, the back-to-school crush is (hopefully) over and we've added several new teacher t-shirts, teacher tees, teacher mugs, teacher bags and more teacher gifts!  Check it out:

You can relax now, the teacher is here! in red and blue grunge text. This funny teachers t-shirt is available in oodles of colors, sizes, and styles for science teachers, English teachers, math teachers, social studies teachers, art teachers, P.E. teachers, music teachers, and Spanish teachers!

Old fashioned slate with chalk writing: You can't scare me, I teach school!  Available in men's and women's sizes, in lots of colors and styles, plus mugs, bags, and more!  We have this design for teachers of  pre-school, elementary school, middle school, high school, and college!

Show your favorite teachers how much you appreciate what they do and, as always, your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed here at Evil Genius Tees!

Silly, funny t-shirts make great gifts!

Funny t-shirts are the best. They make super gifts for Christmas, Father's Day, or Mother's Day.

Here at Evil Genius Tees, we have silly, irreverant, weird, and funny t-shirts and gifts for EVERY holiday!  St. Patrick's Day, Halloween, Valentines Day ... you name it.

Here are a few of our general don't-into-any-category funny t-shirts:

Silly humorous play on words: Sublime, featuring a glass of water and a lime.  It takes some people a second to get this. Watching their faces is priceless.

One of Mr Evil Genius's ideas, this tee featuring a buffalo and cool vector graphic design art 'dust', is captioned The Stampede Has Been Cancelled. Perfect gift for harried moms, and excellent for teachers (Mr EG teaches middle school), this funny tee is also a good gift for anyone who has family or friend who tend to the dramatic.  Settle down, the stampede has been cancelled!  Animal lovers and fans of the wild west like this one, too.

Another play on words that makes people pause: Pointless and a pencil with two erasers. Great for dress down fridays if you hate your job, endless meetings, and especially good for teens or students of any age with attitude who can't understand why they're wasting their time with this course. Hey, perhaps the teacher or professor needs one too!

So, if homorous, funny tees are your thing, then we have the shirt for you here at Evil Genius! Browse our humor section for more funny t-shirts and humorous gifts.

Slight change in format

Back to school time soon and several of the Evil Genius Brood will be returning/starting, including Mr Evil Genius, who teaches middle school English.

We have loads of great gifts for teachers, plus back to school stuff.

So keep an eye out for new school related items!

Meanwhile, we will be changing the format here just a tad. In light of our recently being featured in Parents Magazine, we will be letting this blog fulfill the needs of our Evil Genius Woman store - mostly funny pregnancy t-shirts, maternity tees, rude baby clothes, infertility sucks shirts, adoption gifts, breastfeeding, father's day / new dad, large family, teachers, etc.

The other, more general items will be highlighted on our NEW blog for Evil Genius Tees. Speaking of Evil Geniuses, check out our newly re-worked original Evil Genius Fish:

Flying fish! An homage to the classic Darwin Fish (which is a parody of the ichthys symbol or 'jesus fish'), he sports his old cool geeky glasses, plus dangling feet and neato jet pack! Show off your Evil Genius as the pinnacle of evolution with the improved Evil Genius Fish design on t-shirts, mugs, bumper stickers, etc. We also offer it on our new InfiniStitch Embroidered items, many of which now come in more colors!

Check it all out at Evil Genius Tees and Evil Genius Woman and don't forget to keep an eye on the new blog for updates on non-mommy / baby / parenting things.