Sunday, July 31, 2011

I've seen enough hentai to know where THIS is going!

If you are a fan of Memebase, the cheezburger networks or hang out on 4Chan then you are familiar with internet memes. We here at Evil Genius love 'em!

Rage guy, trollface, YU know guy, forever alone, foul bachelor frog (one of my personal faves along with insanity wolf), me gusta, challenge accepted, and so on are a big part of our day.  In homage we - who have a fairly large collection of and love for Cthulhu and all thongs tentacle-y - present our newest t-shirt:

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going, internet meme, tentacles, porn, funny t-shirt

Writhing green Cthulhu-like tentacles with the caption "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going".  Funny t-shirt, fun, hip, and perfect for meme lovers everywhere!

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

New teacher t-shirts and gifts

School is back in, the back-to-school crush is (hopefully) over and we've added several new teacher t-shirts, teacher tees, teacher mugs, teacher bags and more teacher gifts!  Check it out:

Funny t-shirt You can relax now, teacher is here! science teachers, English teachers, math teachers, social studies teachers, art teachers, P.E. teachers, music teachers, and Spanish teachers
You can relax now, the teacher is here! in red and blue grunge text. This funny teachers t-shirt is available in oodles of colors, sizes, and styles for science teachers, English teachers, math teachers, social studies teachers, art teachers, P.E. teachers, music teachers, and Spanish teachers!

pre-school, elementary school, middle school, high school, and college teachers!  You can't scare me, I teach! on traditional slate
Old fashioned slate with chalk writing: You can't scare me, I teach school!  Available in men's and women's sizes, in lots of colors and styles, plus mugs, bags, and more!  We have this design for teachers of  pre-school, elementary school, middle school, high school, and college!

Show your favorite teachers how much you appreciate what they do and, as always, your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed here at Evil Genius Tees!

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Silly, funny t-shirts make great gifts!

Funny t-shirts are the best. They make super gifts for Christmas, Father's Day, or Mother's Day.

Here at Evil Genius Tees, we have silly, irreverant, weird, and funny t-shirts and gifts for EVERY holiday!  St. Patrick's Day, Halloween, Valentines Day ... you name it.

Here are a few of our general don't-into-any-category funny t-shirts:


sublime funny t-shirt, glass of water and a lime
Silly humorous play on words: Sublime, featuring a glass of water and a lime.  It takes some people a second to get this. Watching their faces is priceless.


The stampede has been cancelled. Western, buffalo, mothers, teachers, funny tee
One of Mr Evil Genius's ideas, this tee featuring a buffalo and cool vector graphic design art 'dust', is captioned The Stampede Has Been Cancelled. Perfect gift for harried moms, and excellent for teachers (Mr EG teaches middle school), this funny tee is also a good gift for anyone who has family or friend who tend to the dramatic.  Settle down, the stampede has been cancelled!  Animal lovers and fans of the wild west like this one, too.


pointless, pencil with two erasers. Funny, silly, play on words.
Another play on words that makes people pause: Pointless and a pencil with two erasers. Great for dress down fridays if you hate your job, endless meetings, and especially good for teens or students of any age with attitude who can't understand why they're wasting their time with this course. Hey, perhaps the teacher or professor needs one too!

So, if homorous, funny tees are your thing, then we have the shirt for you here at Evil Genius! Browse our humor section for more funny t-shirts and humorous gifts.

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Thursday, September 3, 2009

El Chupacabra is back!

Funny t-shirt, cryptid, urban legend, monsters, Chupacabra Warning camping t-shirt

El Chupacabra, the mexican goat-sucker has appeared again in the media!  We at Evil Genius Tees are huge fans of the Chupacabra urban legend and have several Chupacabra t-shirts to offer because of it.  Supposedly three of the creatures were found outside the ranch of Phylis Canion in Cuero, TX.

Ahh, Chupacabra! Funny chupacabra t-shirt with scared goat hoofprints!

El Chupacabra - literally Spanish for goat sucker - is sometimes described as being leathery or scaly with a ridge of spines or fur along the back, long fangs, and an upright carriage. Some reports even say it hops like a kangaroo.
Funny t-shirt for goatsucker fans El Chupacabra, I believe!
Dogs? Coyotes? Or real Mexican goat suckers? You decide!  In the meantime please check out our funny t-shirts featuring El Chupacabra.  This one, we confess, is our very fave funny Chupacabra tee:
  El Chupacabra, sucking goats so you don't have to! Funny goat sucker t-shirt

(El Chupacabra gives the thumbs up and grins on this great tee! El Chupacabra, sucking goats so you don't have to!  Buy one for yourself here!)

Remember, Evil Genius Tees is your best source for Chupacabra T-shirts, monster stuff, zombie, Cthulhu, werewolves, vampires, and more!  Come visit.

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