I've seen enough hentai to know where THIS is going!

If you are a fan of Memebase, the cheezburger networks or hang out on 4Chan then you are familiar with internet memes. We here at Evil Genius love 'em!

Rage guy, trollface, YU know guy, forever alone, foul bachelor frog (one of my personal faves along with insanity wolf), me gusta, challenge accepted, and so on are a big part of our day.  In homage we - who have a fairly large collection of and love for Cthulhu and all thongs tentacle-y - present our newest t-shirt:

Writhing green Cthulhu-like tentacles with the caption "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going".  Funny t-shirt, fun, hip, and perfect for meme lovers everywhere!

Just plain funny t-shirts

Get started now on your Christmas holiday shopping with Evil Genius Tees own funny t-shirts.

Our homor is odd, weird, and downright strange sometimes and we might be just the teeniest bit fond of puns, but check out our funny t-shirts here.

here are a few examples:

Bad day in progress, stand clear joke warning sign funny t-shirt. With diamond shaped yellow sign.

Based on a random comment by Mr Evil Genius and brought to a funny t-shirt near you by Mrs Evil Genius; the Stampede has been Cancelled  with American bison / buffalo and cool vector dust cloud. Humorous, weird, and off-beat funny t-shirt.

This is one of my very favorite funny tees: Sarcastic comment loading with computer website style progress bar.

So check out our humorous tees; they make great gifts!  Evil Genius Tees' funny t-shirts!

Steampunk t-shirts and gifts at Evil Genius!

One of the things we dearly love over here at Evil Genius Tees is Steampunk and Dieselpunk.

Steampunk heart, rusted riveted steel heart with steam and vintage victoriana ephemera

Steampunk works are usually based on a science fiction / fantasy past where steam power is used - often the Victorian era - but with cool technology. Think of the works of Jules Vern and H. G. Wells or the old television show Wild Wild West.

Peace, love, steampunk - a simple, lighthearted design for fans of steampunk

Dieselpunk is similar but set in a dystopian future (think of Terry Gilliam's 12 Monkeys or Brazil)

Retro 40s era style dieselpunk - sexy tech noir dame straight out of a pulp detective magazine

with robotic arm and Corsair rotary engine behind. Super for World War II fans!

Steampunk, dieselpunk, and cyberpunk gifts are hard to find and often pretty pricey. Our orignal designs on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, tiles, and more make super gifts!

So if you love steampunk or dieselpunk as much as we do, then Evil Genius Tees is your place for Steampunk t-shirts and gifts!

Vampire t-shirts, bloody good tees!

Any blood-sucker fans out there?  Twilight followers?  Or old school, classic fans of the undead?  Vampire lovers, one and all!

Evil Genius Tees has plenty of Vampire t-shirts for your every fanged need.

Here are three sexy, artsy vector graphic designs:

Our sexy splatter vampire with wild hair and bloody lips.

Another beautiful, sexy vampiress. Our cool blue vampire just rising from a kill, the blood dripping from her lips.  Gorgeous!

Our latest offering, this design is monochrome except for bloody red lips that part to reveal vampire fangs!  Vampire mouth, sexy grunge vampire t-shirt.

And we can't forget the fans of the Twilight books and movies:

A nice, dark, moody Twilight vampire design, we think. A lot better than some of the twee, cutesy ones we've seen. Very Evil Genius, doncha think?

Here are all of our creature, cryptid, monster t-shirts at Evil Genius Tees for further perusal. We honor Cthulhu, zombies, El Chupacabra, vampires, werewolves, and more!

Two new Paleo, primal, caveman, ancestral diet / lifestyle t-shirts!

If you are a devote of the Paleolithic lifestyle or diet or you like to live primally, like a caveman, like our ancestors, then you'll love these two new tees from Evil Genius:

Live primal. A bold, simple statement and a super gift for any person enjoying the primitive, primal or Paleo lifestyle!

I love this shirt. What would Grok do?  Well, he'd eat more fatty meat and move his arse more than we do!
Grok is most Paleo / primal  folks's litmus test for how to live our lives.  Would Grok have worn 6 inch heels?  Would Grok have eaten pizza?  Would Grok have sat on his hairy backside in front of reality TV?
WWGD?  What would GROK do?

Also comes with the cave painting in color on our light t-shirts, on our maternity shirts, and in sizes to fit any caveperson from babies to plus sizes!

Check out all of our whole foods, diet, dieting, healthy lifestyle t-shirts and gifts.

And, of course, ALL of our great tees at Evil Genius Tees.

Silly, funny t-shirts make great gifts!

Funny t-shirts are the best. They make super gifts for Christmas, Father's Day, or Mother's Day.

Here at Evil Genius Tees, we have silly, irreverant, weird, and funny t-shirts and gifts for EVERY holiday!  St. Patrick's Day, Halloween, Valentines Day ... you name it.

Here are a few of our general don't-into-any-category funny t-shirts:

Silly humorous play on words: Sublime, featuring a glass of water and a lime.  It takes some people a second to get this. Watching their faces is priceless.

One of Mr Evil Genius's ideas, this tee featuring a buffalo and cool vector graphic design art 'dust', is captioned The Stampede Has Been Cancelled. Perfect gift for harried moms, and excellent for teachers (Mr EG teaches middle school), this funny tee is also a good gift for anyone who has family or friend who tend to the dramatic.  Settle down, the stampede has been cancelled!  Animal lovers and fans of the wild west like this one, too.

Another play on words that makes people pause: Pointless and a pencil with two erasers. Great for dress down fridays if you hate your job, endless meetings, and especially good for teens or students of any age with attitude who can't understand why they're wasting their time with this course. Hey, perhaps the teacher or professor needs one too!

So, if homorous, funny tees are your thing, then we have the shirt for you here at Evil Genius! Browse our humor section for more funny t-shirts and humorous gifts.

El Chupacabra is back!

(Buy the Chupacabra warning funny t-shirt here)

El Chupacabra, the mexican goat-sucker has appeared again in the media!  We at Evil Genius Tees are huge fans of the Chupacabra urban legend and have several Chupacabra t-shirts to offer because of it.  Supposedly three of the creatures were found outside the ranch of Phylis Canion in Cuero, TX.

(Buy your Ahh, Chupacabra funny t-shirt with goat hoofprints here)

El Chupacabra - literally Spanish for goat sucker - is sometimes described as being leathery or scaly with a ridge of spines or fur along the back, long fangs, and an upright carriage. Some reports even say it hops like a kangaroo.

(Buy the El Chupacabra, I believe cryptid t-shirt here)

Dogs? Coyotes? Or real Mexican goat suckers? You decide!  In the meantime please check out our funny t-shirts featuring El Chupacabra.  This one, we confess, is our very fave funny Chupacabra tee:

 

(El Chupacabra gives the thumbs up and grins on this great tee! El Chupacabra, sucking goats so you don't have to!  Buy one for yourself here!)

Remember, Evil Genius Tees is your best source for Chupacabra T-shirts, monster stuff, zombie, Cthulhu, werewolves, vampires, and more!  Come visit.