New shirt! May 25

Presenting our newest Evil Genius shirt and spotlighting two older ones, including our bestseller!

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Everyone has had days like this:


"Some days it just doesn't pay to creep out of the darkness" shirt with tentacle and slime!

Order now!

Let everyone know:


Evil Genius shirt! Also in babywear, bib, and child's tee and available in ash grey and baseball jersey.

And our original Evil Genius shirt and our bestseller:


"Evil Genius Spam: Enlarge your cock!" with pic of Evil Genius and giant ... rooster!

Order now! Also in white, black-sleeved baseball jersey, sweatshirt, or mug!

As always, sizes to 3X.